I’m Dreaming of a Commercial Free World (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 28 2018	Views/Reads: 1649/1119	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The one pleasure in reading the Bible is that there are no distractions.

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If I want to see a commercial, I will go and watch a commercial. After
all, I do have a computer. But please, do not splatter my TV screen 
with commercial after commercial after commercial. 

When a commercial comes on I can get up, go take a shower, shave and
practice my Yogi Berra before the next part of the movie begins. 

I have noticed that if I am watching TV while eating something they
always have commercials about diarrhea. Why do I want to know about 
that while I am eating? That is most disgusting. 

Even more disgusting are political commercials. Again, I think it should
be against the law for any political commercials to be on my 
television. They should set aside one TV station that runs nothing but 
commercials 24/7. Then, if I want to watch a commercial, I know where 
to go. 

If a political candidate wants to run for some office, they should write
an essay about what they believe and post it on their website. Then, if 
I want to know anything about them, I know where to go. Only please, 
stay off my TV set. 

While watching our movie, it became very confusing. It is hard to leap
across the commercials to follow the story line. We decided to time 
things. The movie part would last about eight minutes and the 
commercial part would last over 10 minutes. 

Talk about being unfair. I never turn the TV on to watch a commercial.
It would be hard for me to find a commercial that I have any interest 
in whatsoever. 

The only place I can find a commercial free environment is the Bible.
“All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for 
doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in 
righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished 
unto all good works” (2 Timothy 3:16-17). 

The one pleasure in reading the Bible is that there are no distractions.
(I'm James Snyder and I approve this message.)


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