Dealing with Tuesday, the Worst Day of the Week (standard:humor, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 06 2018	Views/Reads: 1665/1175	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The weekend cannot come soon enough for me!

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She could look at me and say, “Your brain never functioned as long as
I've known you. It has nothing whatsoever to do with how old you are. 
It has everything to do with a nonfunctioning brain.” 

So, I'm not going to give her an opportunity to opinionize on the
functionality of my brain. My brain works enough to know that I better 
let that one alone. 

I have a lot of guilt on a Tuesday. I should be doing things, but I just
cannot get the focus on what I should be doing. I'm looking down the 
week and I vaguely see Saturday approaching. It is so far down the road 
I am not sure I am going to get it in time. In time for what? I don't 
know. 

At least on Wednesday the week is half over. Monday means a new week has
started, but Tuesday does not mean anything. 

I was sitting in my chair drinking some coffee when my wife comes up and
saw me and asked me, “Do you have anything to do?” 

Since my brain functioning was limited because of my age, I quickly
responded, “No.” 

Before I realized what I had said, I was in deep trouble. My wife said,
“Good, you can help me with some chores today.” 

As she led me to the garage, I thought of the Scripture, “Whatsoever thy
hand findeth to do, do it with thy might; for there is no work, nor 
device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in the grave, whither thou goest”  
(Ecclesiastes 9:10). 

The weekend cannot come soon enough for me!


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