How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone Number? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 30 2016	Views/Reads: 1917/1317	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes giving back what you get can bring you to a certain level of joy you did not have before.

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“All right,” I said, “My computer is on what I do next?” I will confess
to you if you promise not to tell anybody, but I did not have my 
computer on. 

Then they gave me instructions that I was to go to a certain website. 

“Okay,” I said, “I'm there, what do I do now?” 

They gave me a password I was supposed to use to get access to them so
they could get access to my computer. 

“Have you done it yet?” 

“Yes, I punched it in and what I do next?” 

“Something's wrong,” the person at the other end of the phone said. “You
must not have put in the right password. Let me give it to you again.” 

He gave it to me again, which in turn I gave it back to him, again. 

This went on for about 20 minutes and the person on the other end of my
cell phone was getting very frustrated and borderline anger. I, on the 
other end of the cell phone, could hardly control my laughter. 

By the time he hung up, he was very frustrated and could not understand
why it was not working. 

After this person hung up on me and I quit laughing, I thought of what
David said. “Give them according to their deeds, and according to the 
wickedness of their endeavours: give them after the work of their 
hands; render to them their desert” (Psalms 28:4). 

Sometimes giving back what you get can bring you to a certain level of
joy you did not have before. 


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