I’m so Itchy I Don’t Know Where to Start Scratching (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 12 2015	Views/Reads: 2083/1492	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Procrastination never scratches where it really itches.

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amazed at some of the gifts. I never would have thought somebody would 
want the present my wife bought. They all thank her and are 
appreciative and do not know how she knows exactly what they want. 

I well remember when we first got married and the first time I took her
grocery shopping, I was stunned. I had never gone grocery shopping in 
my life. 

We got a shopping cart and she began piling that shopping cart full of
food. I noticed she had a two-page list of groceries that she needed to 
buy and little by little she cross them off. 

When we got to the counter, we had a shopping cart and a half of
groceries and the person behind the counter just stared with open 
mouth. 

What my wife had done, and I have never seen it before, she bought
groceries for the entire month. How did she know what we would be 
eating for a month? 

Her motto is simply, “Never put off buying tomorrow what you can buy
today.” 

As the cashier was ringing up the groceries, she would sneak a glance
and smile at me. It finally dawned on me what she was smiling about. 
Not my good looks. But my checkbook that was going to have to pay for 
all of these groceries. I did not see that coming. 

I was reminded of what Solomon said. “The thing that hath been, it is
that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be 
done: and there is no new thing under the sun” (Ecclesiastes 1:9). 

Procrastination never scratches where it really itches. 


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