Just don’t call me on Monday! (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 25 2014	Views/Reads: 2260/1627	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Those who know me would agree that I am cool, calm, and collected, although not in that order. It takes quite a bit to razzle me and get me out of sync with my inner harmony. No matter what happens, I can always find something to amuse me and to laugh it

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saying to me. I believe if you are going to service American people, 
you need to speak good old fashion American without some accent that 
makes you sound like you are from Mars. 

Each minute on the phone with this technician caused me to lose more of
my cool until I was absolutely hot under the collar. He knew almost as 
much about my problem as some stray cat in the backyard. 

Finally, I had enough and thought the best part of valor on my part
would it be to bid him adios before I said some things that I would 
later regret. 

After I hung up and cooled down a little bit I thought of something. Why
don't I just unplug the whole mess and then restart everything. It 
worked and I did not have to say it with some strange accent. 

In my devotions that morning, I read from Psalms 33:4 where David says,
“For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in 
truth.” 

Sometimes the best course of action is to do it yourself. Not being a
do-it-yourself guru, it does not come naturally to me. 

If you blame someone else for your problems, you are pointing the finger
in the wrong direction. 


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