Can you hear me now, Uncle Sam? (standard:humor, 897 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 09 2013	Views/Reads: 4561/2686	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You can imagine my feelings when I recently found out that good old Uncle Sam was checking up on my phone calls, email messages and the rest of the social networking. Finally, somebody is really watching out for me.

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girlfriend. Some people need to feel happy, I suppose. 

I guess it is my time to be fooled by my uncle, and I deserve it. 

I really do not mind if good old Uncle Sam is going to listen in on my
social networking “party line,” but I do have a few rules that I would 
like to establish. 

Rule number one. Uncle Sam do not repeat anything you hear said on my
“party line.” Let's keep some of that stuff between us. Okay? Some of 
what you're going to hear may not be altogether, what should I say, 
truthful. Especially, if you only hear a portion of the conversation. 

Rule number two. If while listening in on the conversation of mine and
the other party happens to be some salesman trying to sell me 
something, please feel free to butt into the conversation. After all, 
the salesman is trying to take a dollar out of my pocket and you know 
how much you want that dollar! 

Rule number three. If the conversation you overhear is concerning you,
keep in mind we're talking about the “other” Uncle Sam. 

It is hard to keep anything secret these days. In fact, there is not
much to keep secret anymore. 

The only secret I'm really interested in is what God has. His promise to
me is, “Call unto me, and I will answer thee, and shew thee great and 
mighty things, which thou knowest not” (Jeremiah 33:3 KJV). 

God hears me all the time and knows everything about me. 


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