Will the Easter bunny just hop away… Please! (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 24 2013	Views/Reads: 2390/1800	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am what many people refer to as a purist. Many do not understand or know what a purist is so let me explain.

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Of course, I am beginning to feel that way myself, as I get older.
(Thanks, Uncle Sam.) 

As a purist, I would like to celebrate a holiday for once without all of
the rigmarole and shenanigans. A holiday where nobody will pester me. A 
holiday where I can shut out the world and enjoy the comforts of home 
and family. 

If I have not offended anybody up to now, let me take this a step
further. 

It would be nice to have a holiday when all media would shut down. No
television. No radio. No telephone or cell phone. No Internet. 

I know I am a radical, but I think it would be nice some time just to
close out the world and remember the things that have value. 

Even Jesus understood this in his time. “And he said unto them, Come ye
yourselves apart into a desert place, and rest a while: for there were 
many coming and going, and they had no leisure so much as to eat” (Mark 
6:31 KJV). 

Therefore, I would like all of these things to hop along let me enjoy
the things that really have value to me before I simply come apart. 


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