Where Do All My Nasal Fluids Come From? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 06 2024	Views/Reads: 51/20	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My faith in Jesus Christ is what enables me to overcome the world around me. When I try to do this by my own cleverness, guess what? I always fail. My great challenge is to trust God when any problem comes my way.

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One day, I tried it, and it seemed to work, except when I got home and
took off the mask, it was filled to overflowing with my nasal fluid. 
How all of that stayed in my mast without overflowing is something I'll 
never know. But at least nobody could see I was wrestling with this 
kind of problem. 

Recently, I have been taking about a half-dozen masks when I go
anywhere. I try to change my mask every hour, at least. That way, my 
nasal fluids do not overflow my mask, and nobody sees my problem. 

Being able to cover up a problem, especially my problem is a challenge. 

I must confess that I'm not very good at covering up any of my problems.
No matter how much I try, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage can 
always see through my endeavors. 

My biggest challenge is dealing with the world. There is one verse that
gives me comfort and encouragement. “For whatsoever is born of God 
overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the 
world, even our faith. Who is he that overcometh the world, but he that 
believeth that Jesus is the Son of God?” (1 John 5:4-5). 

My faith in Jesus Christ is what enables me to overcome the world around
me. When I try to do this by my own cleverness, guess what? I always 
fail. My great challenge is to trust God when any problem comes my way.


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