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So What If I’m Crazy? (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: GodspenmanAdded: Aug 18 2024Views/Reads: 123/59Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
We are headed in the same direction although, sometimes I’m looking out the right window and she’s looking out her left window. The destination is what really matters. And that we totally agree on.
 



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“What?” she said, “You think you can wear one of my dresses?” 

Throughout the years of our marital bliss, I have often dug a hole so
deep that I could not get out, yet I still kept digging. 

I thought I was just joking, but she did not think it was a joke. 

Looking at her, I laughed and said, “Oh, my dear, I was just joking.” 

I thought I had gotten out of that hole, but was wrong. 

“So,” she said sarcastically, “you think my dresses are jokes.” 

It was at this level that I realized this wasn't very funny. I may be
crazy, but this was not the time to be crazy. If only I could learn how 
to control being crazy. 

I have tried through the years to work on my crazyitis, but I don't
think I have worked hard enough because I have not seen any improvement 
on my side of the kitchen table. 

My problem is that I don't hear very well. Actually, I do hear; I just
am not listening. And boy, is there a difference there. 

Our 53-year marital journey has been great. I credit that success to one
of my favorite verses in the Bible. Amos 3:3, “Can two walk together, 
except they be agreed?” 

Throughout our journey we have agreed on more things than we disagree.
In fact, the longer we live together the less we seem to disagree. 
That's unity. 

We are headed in the same direction although, sometimes I'm looking out
the right window and she's looking out her left window. The destination 
is what really matters. And that we totally agree on.


   


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