Donkey and Elephant Show (standard:Satire, 614 words)
Author: Juggernaut	Added: Oct 26 2010	Views/Reads: 6905/2872	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A political satire on current political situation in USA

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“Yeah,” “apparently Washington thought that the mules in this country
were not big enough to be pack-animals to work in the mines, so he 
allowed immigration of large donkeys from Spain and France to mate with 
local horses to produce large mules.” 

“This country is always looking for talent.” 

“What you think about illegal immigration all over the news these days?”


“Certainly, nobody can enter this country illegally travelling on a
mule, like old days, I can guarantee you that,” assured Jack. 

“No, not anymore.” 

“Say, what you think about upcoming elections?” 

“Well, if we were to believe in polls I could be trampled by an elephant
come November.” 

“I don't want my ass kicked by a jackass either.” 

“Now, you behave and be civil, you hear me.” 

“OK, my donkey friend, sorry Jack.” 


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