Another Coversation Between Squirrels (standard:humor, 913 words)
Author: Rimmer	Added: Oct 03 2008	Views/Reads: 3169/2003	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Follow up to 'A Conversation Bewteen Squirrels'.

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the mystery box please.  Double down.  Fold.  Bluff.  I'd like 
two-thirds of a turnip please... 

S2:	Stop trying to change the subject!  You have been listening to talk
radio again, and you know the rule. 

S1:	No talk radio, because I have a hard enough time understanding
what's happening in the real world.  Much less the make believe worlds 
of the callers. 

S2:	That's a good squirrel.  I'm proud of you.  Now tell me what the big
news is. 

S1:	Do I have to try to understand this world?  Those other ones seem to
be a lot more fun than ours.  There's this one I especially like, were 
everything is made out of nerf and crème pies. 

S2:	Why do you like that one so much? 

S1:	When they go to war, it's like watching an episode of the Three
Stooges on dope.  The beautiful part is that no one actually gets hurt. 


S2:	How do they know who won? 

S1:	They have a winner take all round of dodge ball. 

S2:	Really?  What program did you hear that one on?  No, wait a second. 
I don't want to know.  Will you please try to concentrate for a moment? 
You stopped me for a reason right? 

S1:	Yes.  Yes I did. 

S2:	Now what was that reason again?  Before you answer me I want you to
take a moment and think very hard about your answer, because if it is 
not Earth shattering news, I'm going to start stapling. 

S1:	Well I was at the... 

S2:	No.  Take a moment and collect your thoughts before answering. 
There are trees everywhere and my trigger finger is very itchy. 

S1:	Where did that air compressor and staple gun come from? 

S2:	I have them stashed all over the woods for just this sort of
occasion.  Now what is the huge news? 

S1:	I don't know if I should tell you now. 

S2:	Why not? 

S1:	Well...To be honest...I think you'll hurt me if I do. 

S2:	Oh come on, it's only an industrial staple gun.  Look if it makes
you nervous I'll put it away. 

S1:	Thank you, that's much better. 

S2:	You're quite welcome.  The monumental news now please. 

S1:	Why are you twitching all of a sudden? 

S2:	That's it!  Start running cousin!  I've got a thousand feet of hose
here and I can hit a target at a hundred yards with this staple gun. 

S1:	That hurt!  Quit it!  Okay, I'm going!  I thought you'd be in a
better mood after inheriting all that money. 

S2:	Money?  No, don't go. Wait up!  Have I told you how much taller you
look in those heels? 


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