Wicked (standard:drama, 3362 words)
Author: Jamie Cameron	Added: Feb 25 2001	Views/Reads: 3804/2291	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A youngster begins to discover the nature of wickedness when he slaps his sister and his grandmother. He is then punished by his mother, takes his revenge on his sister, and discovers that wickedness and sin are real.

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well above her station. 

It was his mother's fault. She had 'plans' for Kathleen, dressed her
like a crinoline shepherdess, corrected her natural speech, brushed her 
hair two hundred times every night, yet forced her brothers to take her 
to the show at the Rialto cinema on a Saturday night when she was 
all-dolled-up and out on the town. At least it was easy to sneak their 
sister in through the fire-doors after the film had started and park 
her elsewhere for the duration. Since Joe sat with his pals, Paul was 
often forced to sit with Kathleen watching her sook up her Kiaora 
Squash with never a gurgle. Unnatural that was. 

"I'll tell on you." 

"You'll what?" 

"I'll tell Joe on you." 

"Say that again." 

There was a pause. Then it came, in crystal clear English English. 

"I'll tell Joseph that you would not light the fire." 

Something fired in Paul's brain. He was off the settee in a flash. Three
steps across the room, and slap! The fingers of his right hand stung. 
Kathleen reeled back, stepping on Lucky. The cat squealed and vanished 
into the coalbunker. Something caught in Kathleen's throat. Was she 
strangling? Four red weals rose in the pale porcelain of her left 
cheek. 

A key turned in the lock. 

"It's only me. It's only yer granny." 

Two huge grey duffel bags joined round the middle waddled into the
living room. Atop them sat Granny Cameron's head, grey hairs straying 
beneath a grey balaclava, cheeks ablaze from the cold, eyes caught in a 
crossfire of bewildered merriment. 

Kathleen howled and was gathered in by padded arms that ended in grey
fingerless gloves. 

"C'mere, hen. Whit's wrang wi' yi'? C'mon. Tell yer gran." 

Kathleen sobbed. "Paul did it. Paul slapped me. And he won't light the
fire. It's his turn, but we won't light the fire." 

Paul was gratified to see snot running down from his sister's nose. You
wouldn't catch the wee girl in 'See Spot Run' doing that. Kathleen 
licked the snot into her mouth between sobs. She was human after all. 

"O, yer a bad wee bugger, Paul Biscuit," said his grandmother. "Yer just
like yer grandfaither, a bad bugger. Yeh'll end up in drink, just like 
him. A chanty wrestler. Yeh'll baith end up in bammydoon." 

Condemnation from his grandmother was unexpected but tolerable, the
insult to his grandfather unbearable. Paul stepped forward and slapped 
his granny across her glowing left cheek. 

It would not be possible to determine whose eyes opened widest.
Kathleen's sobbing subsided into silence. Granny Cameron stood in 
silence. Only Paul's defiant gasps broke the silence. "Remember to 
breathe," whispered Kathleen. "Remember Dr Heinreich showed you how to 
breathe." 

Boy, girl and elderly woman would be calculating possible outcomes.
Granny Cameron wouldn't tell Paul's mother; she'd arrived half an hour 
late, and the consequences of her sin of omission might outweigh that 
of Paul's commission. She would not need to forgive Paul; her nature, 
unable to entertain blame or guilt, was unencumbered by the need to 
forgive. Kathleen might not want to tell their mother, but when those 
two lay in bed at night, daughter curled into the spoon of mother's 
body, what secrets could be withheld from such intimacy? 

Paul wanted to rush into his granny's arms. She would hold him, hug him,
enfold him in her smells of kale soup and clootie dumplings. Both would 
be healed, and she would pronounce absolution in terms more absolute 
than the entire Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church could ever manage: 
"Nivir mind, eh'll just put the kettle on." But there were other 
mysteries in play. 

His mother had always kept his grandmother at arm's length, civil,
polite, amicable, but never warm, never unconditionally warm. He'd seen 
the coldness in his mother's eyes, and the hurt in his grandmother's, 
and though his mother never said a word against his grandmother, and 
though she encouraged her bairns to spend lots of time at their 
granny's, and allowed them to stay on Saturday nights with their 
rantin', rovin' reprobate of a granddad, she never gave herself to 
them, never visited their home, and rarely invited her father to 
theirs. Paul had imbibed his mother's milk, and as he grew older, as he 
established his otherness, he, too, kept his distance. 

He fought for control of his breathing and won. 

"Eh'll set the fire now," he said. 

"Eh'll put the kettle on," his granny said. 

"I'll wash and dress Bessie," his sister said. "Then I'll put her to
sleep." 

Paul loathed that stupid dolly. 

Catherine Bosquet was one to spare the rod but she was not one to spoil
her children; she believed in the truth, no matter how the truth hurt. 
When she told Paul the truth, he knew she meant it: "This is going to 
hurt you a lot more than it hurts me." It was time for the rod in the 
form of its secular substitute 'the belt', a half inch thick leather 
strap with a split up the middle and five 'fingers' at the business 
end. His mother's tawse was a classic crafted from the finest Lochgelly 
leather that had blistered Scottish schoolboys' fingers from generation 
unto generation. 

The boy told his mother before she'd got her coat and turban off. 

"Eh slapped meh sister." 

He helped her slide her coat off; the delicious smell of jute enveloped
him. He wanted to wrap himself in her coat, curl up on the settee, and 
disappear back into the jungles with Morgan the Mighty. He hung her 
coat on the brass hook on the back of the door. His sister heaved the 
message bag onto the kitchen table. "It was my fault. I annoyed him. He 
was reading," whispered his sister. 

"Let Jean-Paul tell me," his mother said. Nothing could be read in the
tone of her voice. It was implacably neutral. 

"She tehlt me..." 

"She told me..." 

"She told me to set the fire. I was reading." He tried to keep the
stubbornness out of his voice. He failed. The woman undid her turban 
and shook her hair; tiny jute fibres drifted down to the linoleum. 

"So you hit your sister." 

"I lost my rag." 

"Your what?" 

"My temper. I lost my temper..." 

"...and hit your sister." 

Kathleen sat on the settee. She stared into the fire. "It didn't hurt...
much," she mumbled. 

"Go on." 

How could she know there was more? Paul frowned. Something gave him
away. He could lie to anyone: Father Bone, Miss Watt, even to his 
granddad, and silence was the finest form of the lie. So how did she 
know, how did she always know? It unnerved him. 

"I slapped Granny." 

"Why?" 

Which answer would serve best? He rifled through the possibilities. 

"She took Kathleen's side. She always takes Kathleen's side." 

"So then, you hit little girls and old women. A fine man, you are." 

He wanted to throw himself into her arms, beg forgiveness, press his
face into her stomach and drown in the smell of jute she brought home 
every evening from Cox's jute mills. But his pride and her politeness 
set the continent of Antarctica between them. 

"And where's your gran?" 

"She went home, five minutes ago." 

There was the suggestion of a shrug. 

"Well, let's have tea, then we'll do what we have to do later. Kathleen,
turn on the radio. Joe Loss is on at six." 

Joe Bosquet arrived to the sounds of the Joe Loss Dance Band playing
'When they begin the Beguine' and an atmosphere as dense and sluggish 
as the Lyle's Golden Syrup his sister was ladling onto her toast. He 
glanced at his mother; she glanced at Paul; Joe glanced at his brother. 
Paul sat on the settee, Lucky curled in his lap, the Wizard lying 
untouched and untouchable by his side. 

"Your brother slapped his sister, then his grandmother," his mother
said. 

"Eh'm... I'm not having tea, mum. Me and Geo... George Gardiner and I
are going to the show, the Rialto... if that's okay. We'll have a pie 
supper afterwards... if that's okay." 

"Nine o'clock, son." 

She raised her cheek. He kissed it. If his brother had glanced in their
direction, he might have witnessed a momentary twist in Joseph's lower 
lip. He might have taken that for sympathy and treasured the moment 
forever. He did not look in their direction; it would only have 
signalled what he already knew: even the waters around Antarctica had 
frozen over. 

Paul had no illusions. He knew it was going to hurt. He'd forgotten how
much it hurt until the first crack spread-eagled him across the bed. 
His arse was on fire. He pushed himself back and raised his bare 
backside again. Crack! He held his position this time, but it hurt, 
good Christ, it hurt. Even six of the best in school never felt like 
this, and you could at least blow on your bruised fingers afterwards. 
How could you blow on your own backside? 

Crack! He tried to hold his position but was again sent sprawling across
the bed. The indignity was almost as painful as the blows themselves. 
Crap. Nothing could be as painful as the blows his mother administered 
with such detached accuracy. In school you could stroll back to your 
desk whispering, "It wisnae sair. Her belt wis saft." But the lady 
teachers at Ancrum Road Primary School did not keep six mill machines 
running from eight in the morning to five in the afternoon. Crack! Then 
came the tears. 

Paul buries his face in the quilt. He makes no effort to stop the tears,
he couldn't if he tried, but he tries to muffle the sounds. His bum is 
ablaze; you could probably fry pork chops on it. But the pain is deeper 
than that, and far too complicated for him to analyse, though he tries, 
he does try. It is to do with being him and not being her, no, more 
properly it's to do with not being the him that he would like to be for 
her. He would like to be good, not for himself but for her, but he's 
not good, or at least not good enough for her. There is nothing and no 
one good enough for her. 

"Pull your pyjamas up. Get to bed." 

He hauls his pyjamas up from behind and crawls under the quilt. He faces
the wall. He wants to look at her. He wants to take her image with him 
into the oblivion of sleep. He cannot face her. He has become so 
sensitised he hears Lucky patter across the living room, slip into the 
bedroom and launch herself onto the bed. She's been eating Kit-e-Kat; 
she stinks. She buries herself into the quilt down around his backside 
and takes advantage of the glow. He hears a click. It is the bedside 
lamp. Another click. The main light goes off. Something flutters and 
flops onto the bed. 

"There," says his mother, "now you can finish your story." 

The thought of reading brings bile to his throat. 

The bedroom door clicks shut. 

Wicked. 

I am wicked. My mother conceived me in sin, so I am wicked. I know I
have to renounce the devil and all his wicked ways, but how can I do it 
if I'm born to wickedness? 

The catechism rolls around in his like marbles in a tobacco tin. The
hours spent at Father Bone's knees are some consolation. He does so 
want to be good, to have his trespasses forgiven, and to forgive them 
that trespass against him - but not just yet. 

Wicked, yes, I'm wicked. 

What is your Name? 

What a stupid question. 

Who gave you this Name? 

He knows this one. 

My Godfathers and my Godmothers in my Baptism; where I was made... 

The serrated blade of the bread knife saws its was through the rubber
bands that hold Bessie's head to her body. 

...a member of Christ, 

A band snaps. A leg jerks, then hangs limp. The left arm dangles. 

...the child of God, 

A second band snaps. A second leg jerks, then hangs limp. The right arm
dangles. 

...and an inheritor of the kingdom of heaven. 

The third band snaps. Bessie's head, eyes wide open, falls onto the
settee. 

Paul casts the headless doll aside and picks up Bessie's head. He has
already prepared the altar on the living room table. He kneels down on 
the rug in front of the open fire and gingerly withdraws the poker. It 
has a wooden handle, but even so he can feel the heat course the length 
of the iron bar. From its tip a three inch length is red hot. 

He criss-crosses Bessie's cheeks with the poker. Creamy pink plastic
curls into brown. The smell brings tears to his eyes. He sears two 
lines across her forehead. He reheats the tip, then forces it through 
one eye. He makes a small hole in the top of Bessie's head. The tricky 
part is next, melting the bottom of the hollow head in time to stick it 
to the tin tray in the middle of the table. He raises the tray with 
both hands, the head is firmly welded to the tray. Introibo ad altare 
dei... 

Ceremoniously he plays the tray and its precious burden in the centre of
the table. On either side stand a church candle. He melts the end of a 
third candle and fixes it to the top of Bessie's grotesquely abused 
head. The doll's single eye is still open. 

Question: 	What meanest thou by this word Sacrament? Answer:   	I mean
an outward and visible sign of an inward and spiritual grace. 

Paul lies back on the settee. He feels sick, deliriously sick. He knows
he should not go ahead with his plan. There is time to wrap everything 
inside an old Courier and dump it in the bins. Suspicion is not proof, 
and he can deny everything. He knows he will be punished; how severe 
the punishment will be, he does not want to try and imagine. 

Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. It ticks away inside him like the
clock in Captain Hook's crocodile. But there is a defiance in him equal 
to hers, equal to the whole of Whorterbank if necessary, equal to that 
of Lochee, Dundee, Scotland, the United Kingdom, Europe, the World, the 
Solar System, the Universe. Equal to God Himself if it comes to it. 
Remember what Dr Heinreich says, take deep breaths, deep deep breaths. 

The child-minder brought Kathleen home at five o'clock. It was cold
outside, the promise of snow hung heavy in the evening air. Her cheeks 
were aglow. In the lobby Paul helped her off with her coat, her red, 
knitted balaclava with its white pom-pom, and her woollen mittens. Off 
slid her wellington boots. 

"Close your eyes," said Paul. "God's brought you something." For
Kathleen, God held similar status to Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy 
though His visits had not yet involved a home visit. Her eyes widened, 
the fingers of her left hand slipped into her mouth in an act of 
wonder. 

Paul took her shoulders and directed her gently into the living room. He
positioned her in front of the table on which glowed the head of the 
second most important person in her life. 

"Now, open your eyes and see what God gave you." 

Kathleen opened her eyes, and screamed, and screamed, and screamed. 

That night Joe lets Paul sleep on the inside, closest to the radiator,
furthest away from the bedroom door.  He punches him in the kidneys 
again. Paul grunts in pain. "You're a bad bastard," hisses the older 
brother. He punches the younger again. "I hope mum never lets you read 
anither comic in this hoose." He drives the point of his knuckles in 
Paul's back. "You're wicked, that's what you are. They don't know it, 
but I do. You might be meh wee brither, but you're daft, daft and 
wicked." 

Paul grunts in assent. He knows he's wicked. They don't know just how
wicked he is. 

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