On Being a Bitch (standard:Editorials, 1308 words)
Author: Lori	Added: Sep 08 2007	Views/Reads: 4134/2586	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The title is self-explanatory. I got the idea from a friend who wrote a blog on the subject. It got me to thinking and this is what I came up with. WARNING: Graphic language is used!

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benevolent, and as generous, as the next person. I would give the shirt 
off my back to you if you need it, the last morsel in the house if you 
were starving to death, a bed to sleep in if you need a place to lay 
your head. Being a bitch doesn't make me spiteful. It means I can tear 
you a new one if I think you need it. If you knew me in real life, you 
would know this. But since you don't, you'll have to take my word on 
it. I understand that and I accept it. What I don't consent to is when 
people think I'm a bitch because I have a page where adult material is 
displayed. Or when I say, I don't want to C2C with you. Just because 
I'm not a horny, little hot thing waiting on some big, bad, wonderful 
man to fill my holes with something doesn't make me a bitch. 

I'm not a bitch because you think I am. I'm a bitch because I KNOW I AM!
There is a difference and the separateness is, I don't care what you 
think. The only important thing is what I think about myself and 
knowing the truth of the matter. Which is, I'M A BITCH AND PROUD OF IT! 
If you can't accept that, then there is a red "X" at the top of the 
page calling your name! 

Now that the ranting is out of the way, let's get back to examining the
word. Men say women are bitches when they think one way, about a woman, 
and find out their way of thinking isn't what really is. Like the 
example I gave above about having a mature site. Women think men are 
bitches when they don't get their way and the guy says no. Women are 
ingrained to believe their way is best. It's not always true. We're 
only right 99.9999995% of the time. The other .0000005% of the time the 
man will be right, believe it or not ladies. How you react to that 
percentage is the difference between being a "true" bitch and just 
being a bitch. 

A "true" bitch will pat the man on the back for being right and go on
with the day. She'll kiss him and say he is the smartest man in the 
world for proving her wrong, makes him feel like a king. For she knows, 
in her heart, there aren't too many instances where he is right and 
will let him have his moment in the spotlight. This woman knows she's a 
bitch and proud of the fact she's a woman enough to admit she's wrong. 

“Just being a bitch” is someone who gets nasty and ugly and lords it
over the man she's always right. So what does it matter when he takes 
his balls in his hands and gets something right? She will tell him he's 
the dimmest ass in the world, and it's about time he got something 
accurate. And men, you know us the woman who's just being a bitch will 
throw up your loving making abilities, or lack thereof. This woman is 
vindictive and doesn't deserve to be called a woman or a bitch! 

But, who am I to say what a bitch is or not? I can only tell you where I
come from on the subject. Where do you come from? Do you agree? Or do 
you disagree? And don't think if you prove me wrong I'm going to call 
you an ass. I have a bigger vocabulary than the average woman. I would 
call you a cocky, boot-licking, complaisant, contemptuous, half-baked, 
inveigle buffoon, all with a smile on my face and love in my heart. 
Then I would kiss you on the head, the one on your shoulders keep your 
minds out of the gutter, and tell you that you're accurate I'm 
inaccurate. Then I would ask what you'd like for supper. Knowing all 
the time you'll be faulty the next time and you'll be calling me a 
bitch because the roles are reversed. 

Copyright 2007 by Lori


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