Let's Play Jeopardy! (standard:humor, 626 words)
Author: kathyg	Added: Feb 04 2004	Views/Reads: 3840/2405	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Welcome to Jeopardy! The game where regular Joes and politicians get to match wits...(in your dreams...)

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think we need to get into that kind of detail." 

Alex: "Please make your next selection." 

George:  "Just to satisfy the whiner over here, I'll switch categories.
Plain Speaking for $60." 

Alex:  "Overcharging the public."  BZZZ. "Bart." 

Bart:  "What is maximizing your monetary resources to meet the
intimidatory paradigm of inflation, terrorism and regulatory..." 

Alex: "No." BZZZ. "Boris." 

Boris:  "What is gouging? Plain Speaking for $100." 

Alex:  "Public officials taking an expensive, unnecessary resort trip
under the pretense of training."  BZZZ. "Bart." 

Bart:  "What is an entirely justifiable investment in enhancing the
parameters of ..." 

Alex: "No. Whoops, we're out of time. Bart, you're in the hole, so you
can take your parameters out of here. 

George and Boris, please write down your Final Jeopardy wagers. Our
final answer is:  "The biggest issue facing our nation today." (Theme 
music) 

"Boris, you had $160. You answered...What is one-way streets as a
contributor to crime? Wrong.   You wagered ... $2.2 million. I'm afraid 
you have a gigantic deficit. 

"George, you had $180. You answered..."What are steroids in sports and
gay marriage?" 

"That's incredibly wrong. You wagered....$477 billion. Gentlemen, you
can't spend more than you have." 

George: "Wanna bet?" 


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