Evil Bill: Bloodlust (standard:horror, 3007 words) [3/4] show all parts
Author: The Dark Master	Added: Nov 09 2000	Views/Reads: 3016/1986	Part vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For the third time, Evil Bill returns to Earth. This time, Bill has greater plans...

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skulls. Bill was completely wrecked and needed a new device to vest 
Himself in. Suddenly, an ingenious idea popped into His head. He had 
passed a McDonald's. McDonalds, the largest and most popular food chain 
on Earth. Bill knew He must be in some kind of paradise. This would be 
His next target, full of bodies to slash and maim. Due to the police 
there, He'd have to go to another city. Using His telepathic powers, He 
instantly freed Himself from the prison of the slagged microwave and 
transported Himself 50 miles away to another McDonalds. Time to die! 
Bill opened His eyes and looked around. He was manifested in a device 
behind a counter.  A device that Bill knew had immense potential that 
hadn't been used by the stupid humans.  A device that could wreak havoc 
on a human body.  A device so evil, that it could be only one thing.... 
a deep fat fryer!   French fries weren't the only things that were 
gonna be cooking today... It was a glorious day in Bill's life, or more 
appropriately, His afterlife.  Using His eyes, He scanned the kitchen 
for potential victims; there were tons of them here.  The 
quasi-retarded hamburger flippers, the semi-intelligent cashiers, and 
the patrons of this restaurant were soon gonna be introduced to a whole 
new world of pain.  Since He was in the back of the restaurant in a 
dark, roach-infested corner, He could prepare for the slaughter.  Just 
as He was beginning to pool his energy, a semi-skilled McDonald's 
employee submerged some fries into Bill's seething vat.  The employee 
(whose name was Jim), turned around to look at his watch, totally 
unaware of what was going to happen.  All of a sudden, the grease 
within the fryer started bubbling madly.  Startled, Jim, with only the 
IQ a mother could love, peered into the vat.  A psionic force thrust 
Jim's quavering figure deep within the bowels of the fryer.  In a 
matter of instants, Jim's muscle tissue and internal organs were seared 
to an unrecognizable crisp.  Now, all that remained of Jim was a pile 
of bones, lying on the bottom of Bill's vat.  Then...the real fun 
began. Using His telepathic powers, He influenced all of the little 
children in the restaurant to pay Him a visit...  There were only two 
little kids, a brother and sister, both four years old.  They ran to 
Bill, not knowing the horror that awaited for them.  The little 
children gathered around Bill and looked into the vat of boiling grease 
simultaneously.  As they looked with wonder at the bubbling grease, 
something floated to the surface of it.  No, not a stray french fry, 
but a human skull!  As the children opened their mouths to scream, 
superheated grease filled their mouths and made it's way down their 
tracheas.  Anything that the grease touched was instantly charred 
beyond recognition.  The grease finally made it into the children's 
lungs, instantly ravishing them, and popping their alveoli like 
over-filled party balloons.  Now, Bill played bobbing for apples with 
them, dunking their heads under the surface.  Although the liquid death 
couldn't eat its way through their skulls, it found a couple alternate 
routes; their eyes and ears.  The kids thrashed even more violently, 
still having not succumbed to their grim fate. Finally, after digesting 
their eyeballs and inner ears, the grease rushed inside their cranial 
cavities, like 500,000 Chinese soldiers charging over a body-strewn 
battlefield.  The children's thrashing eventually subsided as the 
grease flash fried the motor-control areas of their brains.  But 
killing 3 people just wasn't gonna cut it!  More would have to fall in 
His satanic wake before His thirst could be satisfied. Bill started to 
tip to both sides of the fryer to break free from the wall. The cords 
broke, He floated to the counter, and gingerly set Himself down next to 
the cash registers. When the machine shut off, a crowd of McDonalds 
workers and civilians gathered around it, trying to comprehend what was 
going on. Suddenly, the fryer roared to life. The crowd screamed in 
horror as a mound of oil rose from the bubbling vat. It formed an oval 
and evolved a face. The eyes opened and looked around. The monstrosity 
laughed demonically as he spoke: "Have no fear my children, for I am 
the second coming and I shall cleanse your mortal flesh of its earthly 
sins so you may ascend to the heavens atop a pillar of flame!" With 
that, He summoned the forces of darkness that enshrouded Him in a veil 
of awesome terror and death, superheating the grease within Evil Bill's 
bowels. Then, powered by the eternal force of darkness that inundates 
everything from the highest heavens to the darkest pits of hell, a wall 
of super-hot grease exploded from Bill and swept down the aisles of the 
restaurant like a wall of death, deep frying all in its path. Upon 
hitting the plate glass windows at the far side of the restaurant, the 
wall of scalding hot fluid shattered the glass and propelled the pieces 
into the street, shredding a number of innocent bystanders in a cascade 
of glass. Carried by its own momentum, the wall of death moved into the 
street, smashing two passing cars open like sardine cans. Three more 
cars piled into the two destroyed cars and exploded, killing all 
within. The incredible force of the wall of grease exploding from 
within His bowels completely destroyed His earthly incarnation, but 
once again, Evil Bill carved a swath of terror and destruction in a 
small, drowsy town in suburban America. The deep fryer was completely 
demolished, and Bill was instantly transported to another device. As it 
turned out, He was in a Costco in the same city. Evil Bill's 
manifestation - an oven in the Costco Bakery. As He surveyed his new 
dominion, Evil Bill was very happy, since soon it would be time to die! 
As employees filed into the warehouse, they had no idea of the terror 
that would await them. A brilliant idea plopped into Bill's mind, and 
decided to use it. The bakery became very busy with workers preparing 
food for stupid consumers. A large platter of bread dough was stuffed 
into Bill's lower half and some pizza bread into the rotaries. The 
doors were closed and the baker walked away. Time to strike. Bill shut 
Himself off. The baker knew immediately that the oven was not working 
and called a technician. He came over and tried to fix it but nothing 
worked. Suddenly, the machine activated. It shook violently and started 
to advance towards the helpless mortals. The plug and gas cords were 
torn from the wall and the smoke tube came out of the ceiling. The men 
hid behind a rack as death itself scowled over them in a pillar of 
metal and scorching natural gas elements. The bottom oven door silently 
opened as the men floated off of the ground. An invisible force 
brutally compacted their bodies and squeezed them into the oven. The 
men's screams were suddenly cut off as a flash of orange filled the 
room and a towering inferno of flame burst through the top of the 
machine. The scene was now tranquil, and all that remained was a tall 
oven spewing ash out of its smoke pipe into a large pile on the floor. 
To enact His plan, Bill roved around the entire store, gaining the 
attention of all the Costco employees. Reaching the rear wall, He shut 
himself off and the crowd congregated around the dormant oven. It 
started to shake violently, but stopped in a few seconds. A shot rang 
out, and the employees turned around. There stood 16 U.S. Postal 
Service Workers armed with M-14 rifles and fully automatic 12-gauge 
shotguns. The shaking wasn't for moving, but for generating a reverse 
quantum singularity! The Workers opened fire, obliterating all in their 
path, with the employees coughing up blood as their lungs were ripped 
to shreds by the hail of lead and steel. One employee successfully ran 
from the immediate scene, but could not run from the M-14's sniping 
capability.  A Postal Worker knelt down, shouldered his rifle, and 
peered through the aperture of his 20X scope.  The Postal Worker 
centered the crosshairs of his scope on the fleeing employee's head.  
His finger slowly squeezed the trigger, just waiting for the moment to 
come.  BAM!  A 7.62 X 51mm soft-point sailed through the air at a 
velocity of 2800 ft/sec.  The effect was devastating.  In a split 
second, the employee's head exploded like an overripe melon as the .308 
slammed into the employees' skull, fragmenting into many tiny pieces, 
each traveling in a different direction.  The employee sank to the 
floor, with cerebrospinal fluid oozing from his gaping wound. The 
Postal Workers disposed of the slain bodies by cremating them within 
Bill's cavernous hold. To even further disguise the scene, Bill's dark 
servants cleaned the floor and took the places of the slain Costco 
employees. The doors were then opened for business... As the store 
filled with customers, Bill knew it was time. Suddenly, He ripped 
Himself from the wall and flew to the front of the store, blocking the 
exit, and stopping shoppers in His wake. Bill then psionically grabbed 
the nearest children and flung them into Him as they screamed for their 
mommies. He then closed His door like the lid of a cold, dark tomb. The 
childrens' screams of terror soon turned to screams of anguish as their 
flesh was broiled from their bones, leaving only their charred, 
blackened skeletons. He then turned toward their sobbing parents and 
said, "Prostrate before me sinners and repent, for you have betrayed my 
Lord. And for that you have brought upon yourselves the wrath of God." 
And with that, He opened His oven door and unleashed a wall of flame. 
Their bodies were engulfed in a sea of flame, which ripped their flesh 
from their bones leaving only a pile of smoldering ashes. They would 
only be the first. Evil Bill then moved through the store, spewing 
flame as He went, spreading fire and destruction. The screams of 
children and adults alike were music to His ears. By now, the entire 
building was a giant pyre of flame as terrified people ran about, the 
flames ripping their flesh apart. Evil Bill was now satisfied, His 
vengeance was nearly complete. It would soon be time to return to the 
motherland.  It was calling, beckoning him to return. Bill could feel 
the rescue personnel outside, attempting to get inside the flaming 
building. Suddenly, He had an idea. If He had to return to hell, He 
might as well take a few souvenirs with Him. He waited as the 
firefighters finally began to make headway against the hellish flames, 
then, evoking the hellfire that burned within the dark pits of hell 
into his bowels.  Incredible amounts of heat and pressure built up 
within Him, powered by the dark forces of hell. Suddenly, the fires 
exploded out of his steel body, unleashing its full fury onto the 
surrounding area. A wave of fire exploded outward in all directions, 
gutting what was left of the building and rushed into the awaiting 
world. The building exploded in a shower of shrapnel and debris as a 
ball of fire shredded the building and engulfed the fire fighters and 
crowds of onlookers, incinerating them instantly. The fireball 
obliterated two whole city blocks, killing hundreds in an instant 
before rising into the air, and filling the sky with thick, acrid 
smoke. Evil Bill had ascended to the heavens in a pillar of fire and 
death. Soon after, Bill found himself sitting back in his chair in 
front of his fireplace.  The carcasses of four little children were 
rotating on skewers inside the fire pit. One of his most loyal Postal 
Workers asked if he would like to invite some "friends" for the feast, 
and readily Bill agreed.  Bill then spent the rest of the evening 
feasting on roasted meat with some Council members, Joseph Stalin, and 
Adolf Hitler. 

The Official Evil Bill "Shit List" 

Kills as Microwave * Adolf Molotov * Eva Braun * 3 Tourists * 2 Police
Officers * Soon-to-be-Mother of 4 * Bus of 17 Retarded Children * 23 
People on Bridge 

Kills as Deep Fat Fryer * Jim * 12 Children * 46 Restaurant Patrons * 29
People outside restaurant 

Kills as Bakery Oven * Baker * Technician * 81 Costco employees * 38
Children * 171 Shoppers * 39 Rescue Personnel and Fire Fighters * 1,782 
Onlookers and Residents in 2 City Blocks 

TOTAL KILLS: 2,249 Evil Bill 3: Bloodlust 

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