Evil Bill: The Beginning (standard:horror, 2095 words) [1/4] show all parts
Author: The Dark Master	Added: Nov 09 2000	Views/Reads: 3947/2422	Part vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A short and horrific tale about what happens when an evil spirit manifests himself as household appliances to exact his revenge on humankind.

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brutally ripped from her neck. It was sucked into his drain and ground 
into a thick paste of gray matter, flesh, and skull fragments. Bill 
then used his psionic powers to compact and brutally shove the rest of 
her body into the intake to join the rest of her remains deep within 
his bowels. After she was done with her shower, Mrs. Putin came down 
and saw the walls plastered with blood and raw flesh. When she was in 
range, Bill telepathically launched her upside-down and inserted her 
head into the sink. She yelled in pain and anguish as her skull was 
slowly pulled into the vibrating "shredder of death." Bill compacted 
her body and ate all of it up. To hide any signs of the killing, he 
telepathically cleaned up the kitchen with Windex and Clorox Bleach, 
rinsed the sink with the faucet, and used some Drain-O to clean his 
insides for the strenuous fight that was going to go down in a couple 
hours. Bill waited and waited for his chance to rid the world of fat, 
donut-eating slobs called policemen. Sergeant Putin came home to a dark 
house at around 6:00 P.M., tired out from a hard day of sitting in his 
patrol car drinking coffee, eating donuts, and holding a radar gun. He 
had a strange feeling that something was horribly wrong.  He also felt 
a presence in the house. Putin called for backup. He entered the 
kitchen, and this feeling got even stronger. Looking over at his 
kitchen sink, he saw the most disconcerting sight in his life. Sticking 
out of the garbage disposal was a leg. Going over to his disposal, he 
gingerly removed the leg and looked down. At that exact moment, Bill 
spun up his motor so fast that his still blood coated shredding blades 
shot straight up, right through Sergeant Putin's head. The blades 
carved a 2-in. hole through it, shredding his brain like Wheaties, and 
ejecting it out the back of his head. At the same time, Bill's motor 
exploded, sending shrapnel everywhere and shredding what was left of 
Putin's head. Bill then decided to take over Putin's barely living 
body, and use his radio to call for help. Barely aware of his 
surroundings, the police arrived and sent Bill/Putin to the hospital. 
It was there that he realized Putin was too weak to hold him. As 
Putin's heart stopped, the doctors tried to defib him; but suddenly the 
defibrillator stopped working and Putin died. However, that wasn't the 
end of evil Bill... Bill was this time manifested into the 
defibrillator that was going to save Sergeant Putin's life. Waiting 
until most of the hospital was nearly empty, Bill made his move to try 
to get outside. Dr. Petrov, a well-known surgeon, was working the night 
shift when he saw the strangest sight in his life, a defibrillator 
rolling around by itself. They both saw each other at once, and Bill 
used the very essence of hell from which he draws his power, to 
supercharge the defibrillator to 10 gW of output; and he now used it. 
All Dr. Petrov saw was an arc of lightning shoot out from Bill's 
paddles as his life force was brutally ripped from his body. Bill then 
left the hospital in search of vengeance, leaving yet another victim in 
his wake. As he exited the hospital, he noticed a few people in their 
cars; man-made lightning lit up the night sky. Bill had already 
necrosicated 6 people, and he needed more before his quest was to be 
completed. As he wandered through the streets in the dark of night, he 
saw a Police car (unit #276) chasing a criminal whom was on foot. One 
more victim for his paddles. He charged up, once again, to 10gW of 
power, and unleashed a thunderbolt. The car's driver and passenger only 
saw blinding light as Bill shocked the car and blew it (and the people 
inside), to kibbles 'n bits. The criminal then escaped, thanks to Bill. 
Next Bill made his way to his next victim's house. Approaching 
Lieutenant Habib Quatar's house, he let out a bolt of lightning that 
blew the door to splinters. He then entered the house. Lt. Quatar and 
his family stood there staring as Bill entered, and quickly he turned 
Quatar's family (all 6 of them) into barbecued ribs. Quatar ran away, 
and Bill lost him. He rolled around, searching for Habib, and didn't 
see that he was coming from behind with a gun. Bill finally saw him, 
and Quatar fired all of his 8 bullets in his backside. However, all the 
bullets were deflected away. Being a defibrillator, he was able to 
cover himself with an electronic and magnetic force field. Quatar tried 
to run again, but Bill blew his knees out from under him. Quatar 
screamed as his knees exploded into chunks of charred flesh. Bill 
slowly rolled up to the helpless cop, and he slowly placed his paddles 
onto Quatar's chest. "Please... don't hurt me! Tell me what you want! 
Anything!" begged Quatar. "Sorry, you were one of the three that 
arrested me; Officer Vic and Sergeant Putin have already felt my wrath, 
and you will too! HA HA HA!" yelled Bill as he charged up. "Oh, Allah, 
will you please spare me??" Quatar said as he prepared for death. "...I 
am become death, the shatterer of worlds. Clear!" quoted Bill as he 
pumped 10 gW of power into Quatar. The water content of his body 
flashed into steam and exploded outward, ripping his body apart, 
filling the air with chunks of charred flesh and the stench of burned 
meat. Now that his task was complete, he could finally return to the 
depths of hell from which he came. He slowly wheeled himself into the 
kitchen and slowly turned on the gas range. He waited a while for the 
gas to fill the house. Finally satisfied, he yelled, "Everybody dead, I 
like that!" as he activated himself for the final time. An arc of 
electricity shot out from his paddles of death and ignited the gas. A 
wave of flame expanded from the point of ignition and obliterating Bill 
in a fireball of his own creation. The house was gutted as the fireball 
continued to expand. Within seconds the house exploded outwards, 
flinging shrapnel in all directions. The shock wave generated by the 
super-heated air, shattered windows for miles. The burning rubble that 
once belonged to Lt. Quatar's house cast a red hellish glow over the 
surrounding neighborhood. Bill had finally exacted his revenge and the 
world could now rest in peace; at least until another incident would 
cause him to return and eliminate someone else... 

Official Evil Bill "Shit List" Kills as Human * Fred Kills as Garbage
Compactor * Eric (Vic's son) * Linda (Eric's Nanny) Kills as Garbage 
Disposal * Molly Putin * Mrs. Putin * Sergeant Putin Kills as 
Defibrillator * Dr. Petrov * Police Unit #276 (2 people) * 6 Members of 
Quatar's family * Lt. Habib Quatar TOTAL KILLS: 16 Note: Officer Vic 
only lost a leg - he did not die. 


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